— You owned a *real* Rubik's cube.

— One word: Izod.

— You remember when MTV didn't exist.

— Alternatively you remember when the M stood for Music, not Mundane.

— "Alternative" music actually was...and not popular Top 40 tunes.

— You were a "wanna be". Madonna, Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, etc.

— "Where's the beef?"

— You know how to use a rotary phone.

— Max Headroom was cool.

— You know how (or wanted to be able) to Moonwalk!

— Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco were the ultimate gaming systems to own.

— Leg warmers and headbands alá Pat Benatar once looked really cool to you.

— You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool.

— Jelly bracelets & shoes!

— Your hair defied gravity.

— You are still baffled by the "day glo" clothing trend.